TOP 11 SIGNS THAT THE HAWKS WEREN'T WINNING GAME 7 IN BOSTON

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

11. They spent the entire game looking like the Rogues on Coney Island



10. Their hopes were pinned to the Game 7 experience of a guy (Mike Bibby) who didn't, um, win the game in which he made his reputation

9. Sam Cassels made the Hawks bench flinch with a bucket of confetti

8. Josh Smith's mid-game whimpering was loud enough to be picked up by courtside mics

7. Doc Rivers' toughest decision of the day was when to remove his starters (and no, he didn't choose halftime)

6. Al Horford given the Samuel Dalembert memorial mohawk, and told that his name is now Tito

5. Celtics employed the nefarious strategy of making someone other than Joe Johnson beat them

4. The best Hawk on the floor was the ghost of Dominique Wilkins

3. Kevin Garnett extinguished his victory cigar in Zazu Pachulia's eye during the third quarter Rick Mahorn Memorial Back Pick

2. Mike Woodson taken aside before the game and shown the relative media sized markets between Atlanta and Boston

1. They made the mistake of looking down at their uniforms