TOP 11 SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH OF THE NBA PLAYOFFS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

11. You've started to see those weird 2-faces-1-speech everywhere

10. You can tell the difference between a Flagrant 1 and a Flagrant 2 before the post-whistle pantomime

9. You know which non-stars are going to show up on the road (answer: not many)

8. When Hubie Brown speaks in the second person, you no longer notice how peculiar this is

7. You'd happily contribute to a fund for hired killers to systematically execute everyone in the TBS "Very Funny" comedy lineup

6. The floating above the ground courtside camera no longer makes you nauseous

5. You are actually aware of the existence of the WNBA

4. You know which coaches hate the in-game interviews, and which coaches loathe the in-game interviews

3. Charles Barkely's need for socks has started to haunt your dreams

2. You can't wait to see "What Happens In Vegas" and "You Don't Mess With The Zohan"... fail utterly at the box office

1. Kyra Sedgwick is starting to look doable