TOP 12 ITEMS THAT ARE ALSO BURIED UNDER THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

According to the remarkably publicity-shy constructon worker who buried the Ortiz jersey, there are more artifacts under the new Stadium concrete. Here's a (so long as the media keeps calling, partial) list.

12. Any chance of spending less than $50 to see a game

11. Any remaining hope that Kei Igawa's contract isn't a complete flush

10. Bernie Williams

9. The bodies of dozens of MLB league officials who favored real revenue sharing and a salary cap

8. The real victims of 9/11

7. Any Yankee Fan that was puling that the price for Johan Santana last year was too high

6. Rudy Guiliani's fan interest

5. Any hope of a game ending in less than three hours

4. Patience with young pitchers

3. Realistic talent assessment of young pitchers

2. A tape recording of Joe Torre saying "See ya, suckers"

1. Pride