TOP 12 SIGNS THAT WILLIE RANDOLPH IS ON THIN ICE

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

12. Jose Reyes is redefining excitement as, well, something surprisingly tepid

11. His best offensive lineup might have Damion Easley at first base

10. The Wilpons keep talking about the rental housing market in increasing amounts of volume

9. Mets office workers keep asking him for his stapler

8. Carlos Beltran is more than ready to underperform for someone else

7. Mets Fan doesn't even have the energry to boo anymore

6. Al Sharpton keeps leaving voicemails asking him where he'd like the protest to happen

5. A big win for the team is when Johan Santana beats the Marlins at home

4. Somehow, 79-83 over the past 162 games, including one of the worst collapses in MLB history last year, just isn't getting it done for the largest media market in the world

3. Ryan Church keeps asking Randolph to tell him about the rabbits

2. The club is desperate to make sure that the team doesn't defame the franchise in its last season at storied Shea Stadium

1. Tom Glavine keeps crank-calling him, and it sounds like this... (VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP)