Epic Carnival: YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR MOMMA DRESSES YOU FUNNY

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR MOMMA DRESSES YOU FUNNY

by Isaac, The World of Isaac

Apparently, Epic Carnival is hosting a Child Abuse PSA today.....

The Ridgefield, Conn., boy, 12, wore the No. 4 jersey every day since receiving it as a gift for Christmas in 2003. David's father, Chuck, said Monday that his son's last day wearing the jersey was April 23 -- his 12th birthda
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I feel sorry for this kid for several reasons....

1) He's a Packers fan living in NE country

2) His parents hate him

3) Kids make fun of him at school because he has no clothes

4) He probably smells (I don't care how many times it got washed)

5) Brett Favre will more than likely never retire, thus, forcing him to wear the #4 jersey for the rest of his life

6) Let's just say its a good bet he hasn't gotten laid

Now that he's 17, I hope David can move on from this traumatic experience in his life. Maybe go out and pretend to be a normal teen and meet some girls.

Otherwise, he's just better off sitting around in his parent's basement for the rest of his life and writing a blog.....

2 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

HAHA FOOL HE JUST TURNED TWELVE

World of Isaac said...

pretty damn stupid of me....I'll take my mistake like a man


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