ALEXANDER OVECHKIN ON THE ONION

by Mike Jack, Staff Writer

If you haven't heard of The Onion, it's a comedic news website. The Onion Movie was actually just released on DVD a couple weeks ago. It's kind of like The Daily Show or SNL's Weekend Update, but not as good because the news is totally fake.

This is probably the funniest bash on hockey I've ever seen.

Alexander Ovechkin on The Onion

Hopefully winning the Hart Trophy as the NHL's Most Valuable Player last week will improve his chances in the NFL.

P.s. Hockey Rules!