Epic Carnival: THE CRAPTASTICNESS OF JOHN DALY

Friday, June 20, 2008

THE CRAPTASTICNESS OF JOHN DALY

by Sooze, Babes Love Baseball


I think we can all agree that John Daly is pretty awesome at sucking at golf. However, he managed to hang on tight to an even-par 72 during the opening round of the BMW International Open on Thursday. Somehow.

No, he's not that bad. He just seems to have trouble with hills. And water. And hitting the fairway. With two double bogeys, a bogey and two birdies between the 13th and 18th holes, everyone else in this tournament must suck, too.

"I am hitting better than I am scoring," Daly said.
Oh my gosh, that's my line!

Daly still holds the tourney's record for biggest asshole lowest score with a 27-under 261 from 2001. Those were the days, hey.

2 comment(s):

Sargent said...
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MoonDog said...

His golf game may suck but he has a damn good restaurant here in Memphis. If his golf game was as good as the food, he'd win at least two majors a year.


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