Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide: DOUG MIENTKIEWICZ...


by Tbone, The Sports Hernia

... is angered and enraged by RJ's timeless mullet, just as any normal man would be

... wants to tear that mullet right off the back of Randy's pterodactyl head

... simply can't believe Randy is still rockin' that rat mullet

... is playing the role of Duke Castiglione, except not being an annoying pussy

... thinks National League colors clash entirely too much

... wants to rip off Randy's head and shit down his giraffe neck

... is signing as if no one were listening, and about to dance as if no one were watching

... thinks the only thing worse than being a Pirate is Randy Johnson's formerly intimidating scowl

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