FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR STORIED HISTORY, YOU CAN CHALK ONE UP FOR THE FRENCH

by T, The Angry T

While we American pigs fawn over a spandex-clad, Kirsten Dunst loving, slightly homo-erotic Tobey McGuire pretending to be a Spiderman, French people just go out, throw on a pair of cargo shorts and climb very tall buildings.

If this story seems familiar, it is because Alain Robert, the French Spiderman, has previously climbed the Eiffel Tower and the Golden Gate bridge. Although I am perplexed as to how you can actually climb the Golden Gate bridge, I am still very impressed. While we sit on our fat asses and call the French "pussies," they go out and climb national landmarks.

By the way, this is the man that is physical, mentally, and probably spiritually better than you:

He really does look like a stereotypical smug Frenchman doesn't he? Worst of all, he is climbing all of these things to create awareness for "Global Warming." Well pal, you must be doing a great job, because it was 45 degrees last week in Chicago.

While fat-ass American's set Karaoke records (at least he did it for charity), this French douche climbs skyscrapers. Superpower my ass.