by DCScrap, on 205th magazine
Remember the first time you saw a woman wearing a sports bra for a shirt? Remember how astounded you were? You wondered whether this new trend would stick. Well it has and oh how we have taken it for granted. Sports bras have long been ignored, abused and just come to be expected to be seen in this fast-paced, dog-eat-dog world of ours. Well, no more! Not only is the sports bra fashionable, utilitarian, and sexy, it saves lives.
An American hiker stranded in the Bavarian Alps for nearly three days was rescued after using her sports bra as a signal, police in southern Germany said Monday.
Berchtesgaden police officer Lorenz Rasp said that he helped lift 24-year-old Jessica Bruinsma of Colorado state to safety by helicopter on Thursday after she attracted the attention of lumberjacks by attaching her sports bra to a cable used to move timber down the mountain.
"She's a very smart girl, and she acted very resourcefully," said Rasp. "She kept her shirt and jacket for warmth, but thought the sports bra could work as a signal."
Yes! Finally some respect for the sports bra. Has it really been so long since we marveled at this?
We're sorry we have neglected you sports bra. No more.
UPDATE: Per reader request, more sports bra pictures... the respect is already beginning to rebuild...
AP
Monday, June 23, 2008
HONORING THE SPORTS BRA
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15 comment(s):
This is the kind of hard hitting stuff we need more from at EC
this was a compelling story up until the point that we found out that she kept her shirt on.
if her swollen and erect nipples were what attracted the rescuers.....THAT would be a badazz story.
(am i allowed to say nipples on EC?)
yes, but you can't say erect
Nipples is ok to say...
For future reference, silver dollar nips will also fly
so will cow udders
and contrary to what DC scrap said, semi-erect areolas is also acceptable
Did the police show up in time to save her from being gang raped by a posse of horny German lumberjacks?
Is 'fun bags' ok?
when are fun bags not ok?
Chicks never take their shirts off for me, even if they need rescuing. In fact, they add layers.
Story of my life.
Q: when are fun bags not ok
A: When they are on fat chicks
We want more pictures!
done
I think I speak for everybody when I say
"Titties Much?"
could be one of the greatest inventions of our time. definately up there with sliced bread.
I do love me a really nice sporty girl.
Finally, a holiday everyone can agree on.
Girls look cool in sports wear :)
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