REASON #12,578 THAT CRIMINALS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU AND ME

by T, The Angry T

Most of you college educated people out there think you are pretty smart. I am sure most of your have full-time jobs that kill your soul each and every day and leave you as nothing more than a shell of your former fun and vibrant self. Now, because of this story, I have even more news that should make you sad: Most incarcerated felons are smarter than you.

Inmates at the prison in Marilia, Sao Paulo state had been training carrier pigeons to smuggle in goods using cell phone sized pouches on their backs, a low-tech but ingenious way of skipping the high-tech security that visitors faced.

Those bastards are doing hard time, but they never stop thinking about crime. You just have to love that work ethic and dedication to what they love. If American's worked half as hard as they Brazilian felons, we may have been able to stave off this recession.

Officials said the pigeons, bred and trained inside the prison, lived on the jail's roof, where prisoners would take their deliveries before smuggling the birds out again through friends and family.

Is there a continuing education class at Felon University that teaches you how to train pigeons? I understand they have a lot of time on their hands, but training pigeons? Maybe we are underestimating this prisoners by only having them put together license plates. They seem to have a lot more skill then we give them credit for. For instance, Denny McLain won 30 games one season and he is a career criminal. Bernard Hopkins was in jail for like 40 years and he came back to be a phenomenal boxer. They guys are skilled, intelligent, conniving and blood thirsty, let's put them to work in a positive way.

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