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TOP 10 ADDITIONAL SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OLD, OLD, OLD SPORTS BLOGGER

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. You remember when this list lasted a lot longer, and wasn't so hard to write

9. Writing happens in your own damn basement, not your mom's (and tell her I said hi)

8. Your retro sports jerseys aren't exactly store-bought fresh

7. You identify more with the coaches and sportswriters than you do the players

6. You have to check your archives to realize that you hit this list six months ago

5. No matter how much more money you make than when you were a kid, stadium prices offend you on every possible level

4. Anyone who hasn't watched your favorite teams for as long as you is just jumping on your bandwagon

3. Other writers who fill their bloghole with reality television and poon piss you off, but somehow, you are OK with cranking out recycled lists

2. When you listen to new music, it sounds like old music, and it makes people who listen to that music question their tastes

1. When a professional season ends, you think more about being one year closer to death without a championship, rather than the upcoming season

1 comment(s):

MoonDog said...

4. Anyone who hasn't watched your favorite teams for as long as you is just jumping on your bandwagon.

Bingo!


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