Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide: TOP 10 CONSOLATIONS FOR BOSTON HATERS


by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Despite the Celtics' win, Boston Fan still sees David Tyree in his nightmares

9. Admit it, you hated rooting for Kobe Bryant just like everyone else

8. Many, many people in the Commonwealth will be paying for this in the afterlife

7. Boston Fan did boo the hell out of Stuart Scott and David Stern even in their moment of triumph, which was kind of cool

6. Paul Pierce's knee woes means that there's no way the Celtics can repeat, since he's really, really, really hurt

5. Phil Jackon getting outcoached by Doc Rivers means you don't have to hear about what a genius he is anymore

4. It could always be worse -- you could (well, at least theoretically) be a Timberwolf fan

3. You don't have to see any more of those heavy rotation ads that have made you want to find and disembowel Mike Myers

2. There is a very real chance that Bill Simmons will spontaneously combust

1. Now that we all know there is no God, it opens up a lot of, shall we say, possibilities, for the rest of our lives

0 comment(s):

Related Posts with Thumbnails