TOP 10 DISAPPOINTMENTS FROM JOBA CHAMBERLAIN'S FIRST START

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. More walks than fist pumps

9. Fewer innings than fist pumps

8. More thrown gloves than fist pumps

7. More absurd Hank Steinbrenner quotes ("Tonight was a creation of the media") than fist pumps

6. More kicking of dirt than kicking of ass

5. Didn't make Suzyn Waldman go into an orgasmic rant about who was in George Steinbrenner's box

4. Failed to justify that pre-first pitch standing ovation

3. Kei Igawa's first start was arguably more successful (he went 5, the Yankees won)

2. Um, the Yankees lost to some no-name Roy Halladay guy

1. Failed to turn water into wine, walk on water, throw a no-hitter, strike out 20 or any of the other perfectly reasonable Yankee Fan hopes