TOP 10 NBA FINALS QUESTIONS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

This, by the way, is Epic Carnival Post #3000, which means that TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL! (Oh, crap. That's for post 300? Well, screw me with Chris Mihm. Or Lakers Fan, for that matter...)

10. Given that the Celtics' glaring weakness is at point guard, why haven't the Lakers tried full court pressure?

9. Is there some rule that prevents any of the Laker bigs from dunking the ball in traffic?

8. Since the television timeouts are making a two hour game last three hours, why do both coaches feel compelled to play deep bench players?

7. Will the Laker fans ever stop chanting M-V-P, no matter how weakly Kobe Bryant plays in comparison to Paul Pierce?

6. What are the odds on anyone thinking, at any moment before the last week, that the absence of Kendrick Perkins would be a factor in an NBA Finals?

5. Since when did Paul Pierce decide to be better than both LeBron James and Kobe Bryant, and why have both of those players decided to be OK with that?

4. Why does every analyst seem to think that Kobe Bryant needs more help, if he's the best player in the world?

3. What idiot devised the travel schedule that dictates that there was two days between Games 1 and 2 in Boston, and two days between Game 5 in Los Angeles and Game 6 in Boston?

2. How is it that the coach with nine rings (the Lakers' Phil Jackson) has the team that can't come out of the halftime break without (usually) getting owned?

1. If the Celtics somehow gag up this series, will that be an even bigger disappointment to Boston Fan than Eighteen And One Very Big One?