TOP 10 REASONS WHY KERRY WOOD FLASHED THE OLD DOUBLE HI SIGN

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Really not enjoying the ChiSox avenging last weekend's sweep

9. Highly opposed to Fox's biased baseball coverage

8. Thought he saw Dusty Baker in the stands

7. Hasn't forgiven Fox for the repeated reaction shots of his wife in the playoffs

6. Wanted to see if he could inspire a terrorist freakout in Boston

5. Has Tourette's of the hands

4. New exercise program to prevent further rotator cuff injuries

3. Natural reaction to being in the same ballpark as AJ Pierzynski

2. Got cut off on his drive to the ballpark, and has exceptionally slow reflexes

1. Is secretly twelve years old