TOP 11 PLANS FOR WHEN I WIN THE "MIKE & MIKE" AUCTION

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Mediaweek
An episode of ESPN Radio show "Mike & Mike in the Morning" is being auctioned off to listeners. Money from the auction will go to the V Foundation for Cancer Research. People bid online in early July and the winning bidder will have the show, hosted by Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic, broadcast live from their home or property.

11. Take one for the team of humanity by creating a rat infestation

10. Re-enact any number of moments from the "Home Alone" movies

9. Introduce them to my Texas Rat Snake



8. Crank up the heat and take bets on who gets naked first

7. Pick a Mike to torment, run a vacuum cleaner whenever he speaks... and every five minutes, switch

6. Make back the money spent by selling tickets that come with rotten fruit, vegetables and stones

5. Have a neighbor call and claim that we are the victims of a home invasion

4. Decorate the house with posters of any and all competitors

3. Make pastries with marijuana and Ex-Lax and dramatically improve the discourse

2. Keep asking them what their names are again

1. Bribe my young daughters to say "Those bad men touched me" to the police