Epic Carnival: TOP 12 REASONS WHY THE CELTICS SHOT 28 MORE FREE THROWS THAN THE LAKERS IN GAME TWO

Sunday, June 8, 2008

TOP 12 REASONS WHY THE CELTICS SHOT 28 MORE FREE THROWS THAN THE LAKERS IN GAME TWO

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

12. It's all the get-even for that Jon Barry no-call against the Spurs

11. Paul Pierce keeps telling them about how much his knee hurts, and they are feeling really sorry for him

10. Leon Powe always gets the calls at home

9. Kobe Bryant's MVP Card was lost in the mail, and the referees aren't taking the award on faith

8. Doc Rivers, as expected, is getting more run from the zebras than Phil Jackson

7. The Lakers have too many white guys, and white guys never get the benefit of any doubt

6. It's hard to put Kobe on the line when he's shown less interest in driving the lane than in driving on underaged hotel workers

5. Commissioner Stern has let it be known that he's looking for a nice, long ratings-friendly series

4. Every time the refs think about calling a foul on Boston, Kevin Garnett does that crazy man screaming thing

3. Refs just want to be sure that something nice finally happens for Boston Fan

2. It's hard to call fouls on the home team, because then the fans boo you and do that "bull sh*t" chant, and that just makes all referees cry

1. Lakers have forgotten that when you can't play defense, you really need to start flopping

1 comment(s):

pizzle said...

13. All pro sports are fixed.


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