YOU CAN BET ON WHETHER T.O. FAILS HIS DRUG TEST

by DCScrap, on 205th magazine

I kid you not.

In case you missed it, to, as I like to call him, missed his scheduled drug test and now sports betting sites are getting involved. Take BetUS for example. They just sent me this email (several misspellings corrected on my part)...

Will he test positive? What happens if he does? Will the Cowboys suspend him? What will this mean for the season? Looking for answers to questions like these, but most fervently wondering if T.O. will fail any drug test, fans are turning to the largest, most successful and accurate sportsbook on the web, BetUS.com. Analysts at the site posted odds on the outcomes of future T.O. drug tests.

Analysts at BetUS.com posted the following odds Terrell Owens Drug Tests.

Will Terrell Owens Fail A Drug Tests This Season?
Yes: 4/1
No: 1/2

How do get the job of "analyzing" whether a football player fails a drug test anyway?

So, do you think he will fail a drug test? Do you care? Are the odds of him failing a drug test too high? Too low? Would the odds of him being a cancer in the locker room be similar? Am I done asking questions?