EPIC CARNIVAL'S BATTLE OF THE BOOBIES

...and on a smoldering hot and sweaty day it came to me. A contest to decipher the most intelligent and most astute athletic Boob Watcher of them all. And so it was determined, a battle between Nine Carnival members, a drafting of the greatest racks scoring goals and skiing the slopes in the land pitting some of the worlds finest tit watchers on the planet against each other.

The battle will begin later today, and you the reader shall vote to determine which Carnival Member selected 5 sets of the finest racks on the planet.

After the break, the Boobie Battle Bracket and Schedule.


Play in Game (7/14): Harris's Fightin Fallopians vs. Sooze's Bazooka Militia
Round 1 (7/15): Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams! vs. TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants
Round 1 (7/16): Simon's Nice Bum Where Ya Froms VS. HHR's Major Gunns
Round 1 (7/17): Steroid Nation's Marked Gubiczas vs. Isaac's Tig Ole Bitties
Round 1 (7/18): Prophet Ferocious Funbags vs. Sooze's Bazooka Militia

Semifinals (7/23): Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams! vs. HHR's Major Gunns
Semifinals (7/25): Steroid Nation's Marked Gubiczas vs. Major Gunns

Finals (7/30): Steroid Nation's Marked Gubiczas vs. Major Gunns

For those of you curious to see how the draft order broke down you can find it at DRAFT RESULTS.