By T, The Angry T
I have to admit that Jason Giambi's mustache was funny at first. It was a joke, or at least I thought, that anyone would wear a mustache like that. But it seems that he is serious about that lip beaver of his. Like a friend who makes a poop joke that gets a laugh the first time, but then continues to make similar poop jokes that make everyone uncomfortable, Giambi's mustache is getting old. It gets even older when he pretends not to be douche and slams bottles of Jack at bars in Vegas:
The worst part is that chicks would be willing to hook up with this obvious douche simply because he is a member of the New York Yankees. Who am I kidding, I would hook up with Paula Poundstone just because she was on Comedy Central. I would hook up with Ellen DeGeneres just because she is frequently on Portia di Rossi.
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In response to the recent phenomenon that is Jason Giambi's mustache, Fuzzy Ink (www.fuzzy-ink.com) released a special edition t-shirt featuring the Big G in all his fuzzed up glory. To sweeten the deal and further show our appreciation for the New York fans, we have also decided that a percentage of all sales will go to a New York City based charity (still to be named). All charity suggestions welcomed. The spirit of the cookie dusters can now live on in all of us.
He looks more and more like a state cop everyday with that mustache. They should play Village People's 'Hot Cop' when he comes to bat.
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