NBA HIRES GENERAL TO RUN REFS

by Isaac, The World of Isaac

With the hiring of a retired Army general to run a tight ship in the NBA, David Stern has now admitted that he looked at five other candidates for the job.

The Five Candidates:

5. Vince McMahon



The chairman of the WWE knows all to well what a bad ref can do to a match. But he's kept his in-line for years. I can't even recall the last time there was a scandal involving a crooked ref in wrestling. Was it Earl Hebner in the infamous Montreal Screwjob?

4. Random European Soccer Referee



With the amount of flopping going on these days in the NBA, they need an expert on the matter. A man who sees more flopping than Phil Mickelson on a leisurely jog.

3. Jesse Ventura



The Sports World loves to bring in politicians to clean up their dirty work. George Mitchell did it in baseball, Arlen Specter tried to do it in football. Ventura is a no non-sense guy and frankly, the NBA could use a new look

2. Rasheed Wallace



This consummate complainer trumps all others in the NBA. For years he argued that the fix was in,and nobody believed him. What better way to restore order amongst the players by bringing in Sheed.

1. George W. Bush



With unemployment staring him in the face six months from now, this would be a great move both by Bush and the NBA. Think about it, nobody will be banging down his door for other jobs. Hell, at this point, he'd be lucky to get 10 bucks to speak at the local elementary school.