THE PROPHET'S AFFLICTION: BANNED UPDATE #2

by The Prophet, The Savage Science

OK, you people, I'm back with another update. I'm now out by the pool. I was hoping to get some pictures of boobs to post but all of the broads here are gnarly. I think its because the Boston Red Sox are in town playing the local ball team. No offense to you New Englanders, but my God you're some pasty looking people. Mix in a trip to the tanning salon before you fly out to our coast. Shamu the Killer Whale's underbelly sees more sunlight than these people.

If I wasn't such an intrepid journalist I'd never come to SoCal anyway. There's no reason to go to SoCal when you can go to Las Vegas. There are fewer kids, better looking chicks plus if you don't mind paying $25 bucks to lay by the pool (and as a highly compensated fight sport journalist I don't) you can go somewhere like 'Bare' at The Mirage and the chicks are topless. Its pretty damn cool--and a whole hell of a lot better than the current situation. Plus you can gamble, drink 24/7 and even drive to Pahrump to one of the many fine legal brothels. Of course the only reason I'd go to this sort of place is due to my work with the lay ministry that I conduct for strippers and sex industry workers with Pastor Johnny "Hot Tub" DelVechio and Pastor Jose "The Loco Vato" Sanchez.

Anyway, since I couldn't take pictures of any boobies by the pool I've included a picture of the Bare Pool at The Mirage. I'm off to the show. The Affliction show is going to kick ass so order the PPV, even if its just to piss off Dana "F-Bomb" White. You can follow the action at your home for MMA, Mayhem and more THE SAVAGE SCIENCE