by Isaac, The World of Isaac
With all this talk about Jenn Sterger ripping on Erin Andrews, have we really taken time to discuss the most important things in this debate?
Have we really taken time to look at this problem from every possible angle?
See, here at Epic Carnival, we care about our readers. We care about giving you all the information so you can make an informed decision about critical subjects.
So tonight, we take a scientific approach to the Sterger-Andrews debate. We hit every nook and cranny these two have to offer....
The better view from behind...
Now Andrews has what many of us would in the industry like to call, "The Model Butt". Not really curvaceous but just enough to leave you wondering whats underneath. But Sterger, she leaves it all out there. Hers is more of a porn star butt(not that I would know) with more cushion to the pushin. While many of us enjoy what Sterger has to offer, the Andrews butt remains a mystery and because of that, we gotta love give her the nod.
Edge: Andrews
The rack...
The age old argument of perky breasts vs. watermelons. And its tough to discriminate against either one here. But scientifically, bigger is almost always better. 60% of the time it works all the time.
Edge: Sterger by a a cup size
The bigger slut.....
Hmm, let's see here? Andrews lets horny college guys grab her tits, Sterger lets horny college gals grab hers.
Edge: Even
Fan Rabidness
One was a Florida dazzler, the other had front row seats and dangled her breasts in front of Brent Musberger. The fact that Sterger switched her allegiance to South Florida for a time being is the ultimate fan no-no
Edge: Andrews
Attraction from dirty older men
When you got Bruce Pearl and Dick Vitale drooling all over you and grabbing you on the air, its not even fair to ask this question
Edge: Andrews
More likely to appear in Playboy
Oops, I guess Jenn already beat Erin to this one. My bad
Edge: Sterger
So there you have it folks, Erin Andrews barely edges out Jenn Sterger 3.5 to 2.5 in the Epic Carnival debate.
Monday, July 14, 2008
STERGER VS. ANDREWS
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9 comment(s):
Erin Andrews = Tampa Treasure
Jenn Sterger = Tampa Trailer Trash
One person's trash is another person's treasure!
That is like saying "Which is better a hammer or a wrench?"
You have to use the right tool for the job.
If the job involves a tux rental, priest and white dress, you are probably better off with EA...
On the other hand if the job is hooking up with a girl at tailgate party... you get the idea.
I'd hammer her
very biased report. Although I doubt your idea was to actually be neutral.
Show pics of Jenn working just like you showed pics of Erin Andrews working. Don't compare model pics to working pics, its like the trite saying of 'comparing apples to oranges.'
Jenn works for Fox Sports / Sports Illustrated, you can choose from many pics that would match the scenario of Erin Andrews'
I just found this to be highly biased and unfair even though it was just an article to show two pretty women for page hits.
so you're one of the guys she slept with I'm assuming?
Count yourself among the hundreds
And by the way, I actually think Sterger is hotter...
but the scientific approach said otherwise
I think its a tie.
mac,
are you straddling the fence or just humping it sideways
I can't tell
Working pics? Those are Sterger's working pics. That's (those) are how she got anywhere.
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