TOP 10 CONDITIONS IN WHICH I'D WELCOME A BRETT FAVRE COMEBACK

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. He joins the Bears, dyes his beard black, and beats interviewer Dorsey Levens with a steel chair

9. Rejoins the Packers and gets beaten out for the starting job in pre-season; spends the rest of the year sulking with a clipboard

8. Signed by the Cowboys to provide "insurance" for Tony Romo

7. Goes to Miami to make Bill Parcells' head explode

6. Moves to the CFL, so that he can finally play in a really cold environment

5. Tears off his latex makeup and reveals himself to actually be Dan Majkowski

4. Agrees to finally sit down and face the heat of an interview with me (and if you don't, Favre, you're a coward)

3. Changes the spelling of his name to finally make phonetic sense

2. Uses his messianic powers to first pull all U.S. troops out of Iraq without an escalation of hostilities while reducing gasoline costs by 50% and reversing the rise of greenhouse gases

1. Doesn't play for any team that I'm rooting for, since he'd just throw the backbreaking interception to end their season (yet again)