TOP 10 ESCALATING MOMENTS OF SPORTS FAN INDEPENDENCE

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Stop watching in the regular season after being mathematically eliminated from the playoffs

9. Rooting for fantasy players against your team

8. Throwing your team under the bus on a sports radio call-in show

7. Refusing to buy throwback or new uniform gear

6. Betting against them as part of a reverse jinx, pool, or larger parlay

5. Refusing to learn about their draft picks or minor league players

4. Betting against them in a straight and sizable bet

3. Not watching meaningful regular season games

2. Not watching playoff games

1. Utterly and completely renouncing your fandom