by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool
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10. The league office is running out of excuses to fine people
9. Michael Vick has become a criminal mastermind in his time in the stir, and is plotting something big for his revenge
8. The Shocker Gang terrifies (and fascinates) league officials
7. That Darius Miles / Quentin Richardson Fists On Thing haunts their dreams
6. Players are stubbornly refusing to become robots
5. If Sicilian hand gestures were good enough for Brono Nagurski and Johnny Unitas, they are good enough for all of you punks
4. Rock Paper Scissors at the league office is punishable by immediate termination
3. Everyone involved in decision making at the league office is over 50, concerned about prostrate health, and whiter than the driven snow
2. The League's Negroes, despite persistent monitoring and counseling, still display symptoms of uppityness
1. The league's likely epidemic of HGH and steroid abuse, rampant mediocrity, a startling decline of proficiency at the quarterback position, lack of team in the second largest media market, open and festering PR chancres sores from Spygate and the NFL Network... are all less important than something that probably doesn't exist
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
TOP 10 IMPLICATIONS FROM THE NFL'S VIDEOTAPE REVIEW FOR GANG SIGNALS
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Here's my question: Will NFL players still be permitted to kneel in the end zone or point to the sky after a TD, or will that be similarly regarded as some kind of dangerous God-gang behavior? Inquiring minds want to know.
Excellent point. I've also read that some of these gangs have fought for hundreds of years. That gangsta Pope will bust a cap in yo' ass as soon as look at you.
DMtShooter, waiting for Chad Johnson to force the issue and give Marvin Lewis a Heil Coach salute
This one is the excellent post. I've also read that some of these gangs have fought for hundreds of years.DMtShooter, waiting for Chad Johnson to force the issue and give Marvin Lewis a Heil Coach salute.
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