TOP 10 POSITIVE DEVELOPMENTS FROM THE JEREMY SHOCKEY TRADE

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Fantasy football gains two productive tight ends, since Shockey and Kevin Boss won't share the job in New York, and no one wanted to draft Eric Johnson in New Orleans

9. Saints Fan gets to root for their first overrated tattooed white guy since Kyle Turley

8. Giants Fan and Eagles Fan can finally come together as one in their mutual hate of the departed

7. Tiki Barber loses his last source on the Giants, thereby losing any reason to appear on television to discuss football

6. Now that Shockey's gone, Tom Coughlin can finally relax and be carefree and easy going

5. Effectively ends the threat of any (more) books about him

4. Allows Plaxico Burress more room to be the designated media go-to guy for throwing Eli Manning under the bus

3. The New York homer fan in your league will now reach for Boss at least three rounds too early

2. Drew Brees gets to see just how much worse he is than Antonio Gates, and cry himself to sleep

1. By going from the media capital of the world to a city that only receives media attention on the anniversary of a levee break, he'll never be heard from again