TOP 10 REASONS WHY DEVIN HESTER IS HOLDING OUT

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Wants that big-time Donte Hall money

9. Less time in training camp is less time in training camp

8. Doesn't want to distract from that riveting Kyle Orton - Rex Grossman quarterback battle

7. After the departure of Bernard Berrian and Moose Muhammad, not quite ready to take the mantle of #1 wideout

6. With Todd Sauerbrun out of the league, the thrill is gone

5. Needs to recoup that $5,000 facemask fine from last year's game against the Saints

4. Probably not expecting a playoff run out of this year's talent, so better to conserve energy in the long run

3. Wants more quality time with Madden Hester and his 100 speed rating

2. His extensive Bible studies have led him to believe that the Lord wants him to make more money

1. If he spends more time in practice and learns another offensive play, he might forget the one he already knows