EPIC CARNIVAL | SPORTS NEWS WITH A TWIST: TOP 11 NEXT ACTIVITIES FOR THE GREEN BAY FAVRE PROTESTORS

Sunday, July 13, 2008

TOP 11 NEXT ACTIVITIES FOR THE GREEN BAY FAVRE PROTESTORS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

A crowd of over 100 people chanted for the return of the Packers to the sloppiest quitter in NFL history today. What's next for this life-free political organization?

11. Picketing CBS to bring back "Jericho"

10. Petitioning the NFL to retroactively award Favre more Super Bowl titles

9. Sedate Aaron Rodgers and castrate him physically, to go with the mental one

8. Reanimate the corpse of Vince Lombardi, so that he can also tell the Packer management to give the team back to Favre

7. Working on that time machine to bring Favre back to the time when he was actually good

6. Digitally altering all of the pick-tastic Packer playoff losses under the Favre Regime

5. Lobbying the Wisconsin legislature to legalize Vicodin, in case Brett decideds to go back on it

4. Pressuring the Academy to retroactively award a Best Supporting Actor to Favre for his work in "There's Something About Mary"

3. Going over to egg Jerry Glanville's house

2. Resurrecting Favre's dad, so that they can can kill him again before every game, making Favre the best quarterback ever

1. Going home to ritualistically masturbate to posters of Favre, like they have for every other day of the past sixteen years

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