TOP 11 THINGS YOU CAN INFER FROM MILTON BRADLEY'S NEW YORK TIMES ALL-STAR BLOG

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11. Milton's got a surprisingly effective and discrete ghost writer

10. Now that he's been to the All-Star Game, the umpires are not going to annoy him ever again

9. Since he's playing in the game and Billy Beane isn't, that means he wins

8. Like Jackie Robinson, he is also black, a target of hatred, and a carbon based form of life

7. His Mom is important to him, and in all likelihood, better than yours. Dad, not so much

6. He's down with Jebus, who clearly wanted him to be with his seventh organization at age 30

5. Once again, the nay sayers have taken it on the chin. Oh, you nay sayers. Will you ever learn?

4. His posts will be, shall we say, very lightly edited

3. He's looked and looked, but still hasn't seen Jeff Kent

2. The Ryan Lefebvre incident from just four weeks ago, and the dozens of similar experiences before that, are all bygones, baby

1. The NY Times is hoping, big-time, that there will be An Incident that makes their sports secion relevant