AL COLAGE KYIDS AR IDYOTES

by T, The Angry T

I would like to let all you college kids know how dumb you really are. Sure, you get to live in a world with no responsibility. Sure, I envy your life to the point that I organize fake class for myself with professors played by stuffed animals just to get that college felling back. Of course I'm scheming to steal the identity the of a local college freshman, hide him in my basement and live my life as his just to get back in the game.

Fortunately for me, I am better than all of you at spelling. Here are some words that you idiots commonly misspell: (Correct spelling on the left dumbass.)

Argument - Arguement
February - Febuary
Wednesday - Wensday
Ignore - Ignor
Occurred - Occured
Opportunity - Opertunity
Queue - Que
Speech - Speach
Their - Thier
Truly - Truely
Twelfth -Twelth

Those ones are tough. Here are a few words that I almost always spell wrong:

Vagina - Vajayjay
Vagina - Meat Curtains
Vagina - Pink Taco
Vagina - Bearded Clam
Vagina - Vertical Smile

In all fairness to you red blooded Americans, this article was about British students, so at least a few of you out there may actually be useful to human society. Good luck, all three of you. For the rest of you, while you and I may seem so different now, in a few years, you, just like me, will be so beaten down by life that you have no choice but to write articles about different names for vagina.