CHEERLEADER NFL SEASON PREVIEWS: MIAMI DOLPHINS

by Simon, SimonOnSports

We here at EC feel bad for fans of the teams with no hope, so instead of doing a serious football preview, we will show pictures of some of your cheerleaders and ask 'them' questions.

Johanna

1. Describe Chad Pennington in One Word: Flacid

2. Who is Your Favorite Dolphin? Flipper

3. Name one defensive player on the team? Jason Taylor got traded right? Um I got no one.

4. How many games will the Dolphins win? 3, we'll be good til Ricky gets busted for dealing...

5. What week do you think the Dolphins will be eliminated from the playoffs? Mathematically or Logically? Mathematically uh like week 10, logically yesterday.

Kristy

1. What's more likely to Happen Ricky Williams Busted for Pot or Ronnie Brown Gets Injured? Didn't Ronnie already get injured? Uh either way I'm going with Ricky getting high.

2. What is the Dolphins Head Coaches Name? Uh, Tony Mustache Guy

3. I say Big Tuna You Say? Gross?

4. Are You Excited that Terry Glenn is now on the roster? Since when do we allow Shes on the team?

5. Will the Dolphins Make the Postseason? I don't think anybody in Miami is going to kill them.

Bibana

1. Which Dolphin player would you like to be romantically linked to? None, I don't date losers.

2. If you were Vegas and you were setting an over/under on the week that Pennington gets injured your number would be? Can I say Preseason?

3. What would you give to have Tom Brady as your Quarterback? Well if I was a Virgin it certainly would be that.

4. Who's gonna get cut, Josh McCown or John Beck? Hopefully both.

5. Would You Rather Watch the Dolphins or Re-Runs of Dancing with the Stars? Jason Taylor, obviously

Iveiry

1. Bill Parcels brought in a bunch of players from his other coaching regimes, what do you think about that? I'm pumped to be a mixture of former Jets, Patriots and Cowboys that those teams no longer wanted anymore.

2. Describe Ted Ginn in One Word: Bust

3. Would Usain Bolt be the best wide receiver on the Dolphins roster if he was signed? Yes

4. Would the Dolphins win the Arena League Title if they were eligible? Probably Not

5. What should Dolphin fans look forward to this season the most? It being over.

Thank you to all the beautiful ladies that participated in this your Epic Carnival Miami Dolphin season preview.