HOW DRUNK IS TOO DRUNK: THE STORY OF KEVIN GRADY

by Isaac, The World of Isaac

I think there is an unwritten rule about rivalries. When you get a chance to really stick it to your competitors, when you get a chance to really embarrass them, when you get a chance to kick em while they're down, you show no mercy.

So without further adieu, I'd like to introduce you to Kevin Grady, RB for the mighty Michigan Wolverines.

Grady was arrested in early July for drunk driving. And when I say drunk, I don't mean he had a few cocktails with dinner. Its more on the level of "I'm going streaking from the quad into the gymnasium" type drunk.

When asked to take a sobriety test, these were his answers to some questions...

Officer: Pick a number between 12 and 14?
Grady: 15

Officer: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
Grady: Dog

Officer: Recite the alphabet
Grady: O, R, S, J, L, P


So I'd like to thank you Kevin Grady...thank you for providing this Spartan with ammunition for the next couple of months as I deal with arrogant Wolverine fans.

Hey UM fans, tell me how my ass tastes....