JENNA JAMESON'S BOYFRIEND SIGNS WITH AFFLICTION MMA

by The Prophet, The Savage Science

Tito Ortiz, or as you EC readers know him better as "Jenna Jameson's Boy Toy", will sign with Affliction's MMA promotion in a deal to be announced in a matter of days, if not hours. You'll recall that Tito and UFC President Dana White like each other about as much as Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packer organization. The UFC has right of first refusal and while they could, in theory, match it just to piss off Tito and Affliction its doubtful based on The Dana's comment that he wouldn't match an offer for Tito were he getting "thirty bucks a fight".

This adds yet another big name to Affliction's already impressive roster of fighters including Josh Barnett, Andrei Arlovski (aka the dude that used to date the really hot Playboy Cyber Girl), my Oregon homeboy Matt Lindland, Renato "Babalu" Sobral, etc. What's hilarious is that nearly the entire Affliction roster consists of fighters who Dana White holds a grudge against for some reason, which is why so many top fighters weren't signed to the UFC in the first place. Also in Affliction's corner is the guy managed by "those crazy Russians" as Dana White subtly put it, Fedor Emelianenko who--by the way--also happens to be the best heavyweight MMA fighter on the planet, if not ever. Fedor has also gravy trained his brother aka the "Clint Howard of MMA", Aleksander Emelianenko, whose jailhouse tat of the grim reaper holding a baby (Aleks did time in Russia for armed robbery) might be the gnarliest ink in the entire tatted up sport.

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