MANNY'S NEW PALS IN L.A.?

by Isaac, The World of Isaac

To hang out with Manny Ramirez, you have to be of a different breed....You gotta be able to roll with someone who thinks cutting off a throw from the outfield in the outfield is acceptable....You gotta be able to roll with someone who goes to the bathroom in the Green Monster

Some might say, you have to be a bit mentally challenged to do this but me, no, I'll just go ahead and call these people some of the dumbest motherf**kers in L.A.

Can these people compete to be in Manny's new entourage?

Paris Hilton



Having a list like this without including Paris Hilton is like having a list of the Biggest Sluts in LA and not including Paris Hilton. Wait, does that make sense?

"I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

~Paris Hilton

Britney Spears



Maybe Britney isn't as dumb as people make her out to be. Except that one time she shaved her head, ran around in her underwear, beat a paparazzi with an umbrella, and married a douche named Kevin Federline. Other than that, she's straight.

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"

~ Britney Spears

Karl Malone



I'm guessing that riding his bike around in 100 plus degree temperature probably wasn't good for Karl's brain...

“I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!"

~Karl Malone

Alicia Silverstone



She used to be normal and then she became a vegan. See, this is what happens when chicks don't eat meat.

"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come fro ma very deep place if it's true lightness"

~Alicia Silverstone

Arnold Schwarzenegger



Wild guess here but doesn't this guy winning the Gubernatorial Election say a lot about the people in California...

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

~Arnold Schwarzenegger

Rickey Henderson



Let's just be thankful that a mind as great as Rickey's decided to take baseball up and not work for NASA

“This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”

~Rickey Henderson

*Bonus Story about Rickey

In the early 1980s, the Oakland A’s accounting department was freaking out. The books were off $1 million. After an investigation, it was determined Rickey was the reason why. The GM asked him about a $1 million bonus he had received and Rickey said instead of cashing it, he framed it and hung it on a wall at his house. (Source)