by Jarrett Carter, Stet Sports Blog
The next time you feel like life is too hard, that you can't accomplish your heart's inner most desires, Google Michael Phelps and shut the f*ck up.
We got a sense of it from Kevin Garnett earlier this summer, but this kid Phelps just puts everyone to shame. He not only is making the feat of eight gold medals in one Olympics possible, but easy.
Easy enough to make everybody else's dreams look at least half-way feasible, if we are strong enough to man up and stop crying about it.
Talk to that woman. Apply for that new job. Curse out that kid of yours and tell them you ain't taking no sh*t anymore. Write that book. It doesn't matter, because whatever it is you are pump faking on, it certainly isn't as hard as meeting the expectations of billions of people. And if you find you're the only one interested in what you're trying to do, is it really worth doing?
What Michael Phelps is doing is one of the most incredible feats of physical and mental strength we've ever seen in organized sports. The least you can do, after you finish watching him, is get off of your ass and make it happen for yourself.
Friday, August 15, 2008
MICHAEL PHELPS RENDERS YOUR LIFE ONE BIG EASY BUTTON
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2 comment(s):
By God, you're right! I'm going to jerk off like I've never jerked off before!
The sports media has been jerking off over Phelps since before the games started so its perfectly appropriate. The guy who's been covering swimming for ESPN is the worst--its amazing that Phelps has been able to swim at all with this clown gripping his nuts so tightly.
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