by DCScrap, on 205th magazine
Hopefully I won't draw the ire of my advertisers over this story, but it needed to be told (Hi Pete and Diana!). There is a new energy drink on the market. One that I think will be very popular with the fellas.
Pu$$y is unique. It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs.
The name Pu$$y shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity.
Ummm... okay? Spokespeople suggestions? Pacman? Yeah... maybe not.
H/T: Geekologie
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
A NEW ENERGY DRINK: PU$$Y
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3 comment(s):
First you get the Cocaine drink, then you get the Pussy sports drink... and then you say hello to your little friend.
In the urinal.
Don't forget Poontang!
This whole energy drink thing smells, well, kinda fishy.
/shameless
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