by Sterling Gould, Staff Writer
Okay, so maybe I'm not as dedicated in the pedophile ways like alot of other dudes (those guys are behind bars), but I've been having fun watching Alicia Sacramone (more when she's standing vertically, not falling on her ass), Nastia Luikin (ooh mama), and Shawn Johnson (still lookin' young, maybe in a few years).
What's your point Gould? You're google-eyeing a bunch of tiny girls bouncing around in tight leotards competing against "little babies" (aww hell no he di'unt!). God... I love hot, athletic girls.
Oh, and Myspace. Because only on Myspace can you find personal photos like the one seen above. (Even candid photos of me! So sexy!)
Thursday, August 14, 2008
THE OLYMPICS ARE GREAT FOR PEDOPHILES LIKE ME
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"Nasty" Nastia Liukin is pretty hot, but she's actually 18 and legal...
I like to check the athlete profiles before working myself into a lather. If they're at least 16, then it's stroke away. If they're from Thailand, Laos, Vietnam or Arkansas, I drop the age to 14.
Yeah, I know Luikin is 18 (Sacramone is 20 incase you're curious), but it just makes it sound more dangerous thinking they'd be under aged. Not that I'm into that sorta thing with underage girls, but I do like danger.
That's why I ride in the car with my seat belt off, or have ride a bike without a helmet. Pretty soon I'll graduate to intercourse without protection!
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