Epic Carnival: RALPH

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

RALPH

by Sooze, Babes Love Baseball

To your right is a photo of what it feels like to hear the words "Brett Favre" these days.

The news has gone from bad to worse to down-right irritating. In fact, I'm pretty sure I can't fucking take it anymore. If I hear his name one more time, I'm going to go postal and likely lose my job... that I'm working really hard at, at the moment.

Anyway -- if all goes as planned today -- have a good time with my former favorite athlete in the entire world, of all time, in the history of ever, Tampa Bay New York. I no longer want to have his babies.

8 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

After reading that, the real question is, does Aaron Rodgers have what it takes to be Sooze's baby-daddy?

World of Isaac said...

glad you've come over from the dark side

Bassmaster said...

As Suzy's long-time friend (and enemy during football season, as a Vikes fan) I never thought #4 could do anything to sway her adoration. I'm pretty much in shock right now.

Mac G said...

My man crush on number 4 will never die. Hey Isaac, does the dark side include Sterling Sharpe TDs and annual Lions' whippings at Lambeau?

Sooze said...

Holy shit you guys, it's not like I'm a Lions fan now.

World of Isaac said...

mac, I was going to keep that threesome you had with favre and madden quiet but I think the readers deserve to know the truth

so let us know,

were you punting or receiving?

World of Isaac said...

for the record, I have disowned the Lions

they destroyed my youth

Mac G said...

I thought this was the time of year that Lions fans were the most excited? Until the Fire Millen chants start up around late October.

Dude, always receiving, Fair Catch Style.


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