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SHE WAS MY FIRST ASIAN

by Isaac, The World of Isaac



I now know what Vince Vaughn felt as he said this because now, I too have been blown away by my first asian.

As I watching some Olympic coverage the other day on NBC, I came across a Badminton match with a woman named Karen Foo Kune.



Now, there aren't that many pictures of Karen floating around the web (trust me I looked) but I want to assure you that Karen, well, let's just say she knows how to handle a shuttlecock.

As she pranced around in her short white badminton skirt, I hurried to my laptop. Thinking that I'd found a diamond in the rough, the Maria Sharapova of the badminton world, I had chills running down my spine. But alas, after what seemed like minutes of searching I could not find a single, hot pic of her.

And then it happened.....

My dreams were shattered in a matter of an instant.

In Karen's attempt to battle one of the top players in the world, she violently lunged for the shuttlecock and aggravated a muscle in her leg. I scrambled to try and take a pic of her on my TV, but I was too late. And as Karen limped around the court in agony, a part of me went limp too....

NBC cut away from the coverage and I never saw her again.

What started off with so much potential ended in misery. I cried myself to sleep knowing I let my first asian get away....

14 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

I saw the same match. She was hot

World of Isaac said...

by the way, if anybody finds pics of this chick, drop me a line

Anonymous said...

indeed she is very hot,she especially crave for white guys,so try your luck.

World of Isaac said...

uh what?

World of Isaac said...

I shall not be denied

Pic of Karen Foo Kune

Anonymous said...

You want more photos of her??? Give me an email address i'll send you one.
She's definitely hot,her present boyfriend is a French Guy.

Anonymous said...

or mail me at jchenyong@hotmail.com
i'll send you her pics

World of Isaac said...

this is the kind of hard hitting stuff we need from our readers...

well done sir

theworldofisaac@gmail.com

Tracer Bullet said...

And things take a turn toward the creepy. Why do I get the feeling "jchenyong" soon will be buying a digital camera and a badminton racket for one of the sex slaves he keeps at a roach-infested brothel in Dien Bien Phu?

World of Isaac said...

i wonder if thats a real place

The Prophet said...

i wonder if thats a real place

Surprisingly enough it is, and a historically significant one at that--the battle of Dien Bien Phu was basically where the French decided to cut their losses and get out of the Vietnam conflict way back in 1954. You can say what you want about the French, but they had us by a couple of decades on this one..

as far as the 'roach infested brothel' goes I'm not as certain. Now were it a "scorpion infested brothel" it would be a different matter...

Now on to the more important topic at hand--did anyone ever drop an email to jchenyong@hotmail.com? Are we sure its not some sort of FBI/Interpol sting operation? Did anyone get pics?

World of Isaac said...

chick is legal...i dont see why it would be a sting operation

although, who knows....

Tracer Bullet said...

Karen is legal. Jchenyong's sex slaves? Well, I don't think Vietnam technically has an age of consent. Though it is generally frowned upon to keep 8-year-olds high on distilled cobra venom and locked in a dark basement.

Anonymous said...

All rubbish.. don't worrry world of Isaac you definitely get one right now :)


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