TOM COUGHLIN? SEX? YUCK

by T, The Angry T

If I were going to attempt to extort one member of the New York Giants, I might have gone with Eli Manning, or Plaxico Burress, or even David Tyrie, following his Super Bowl Success. Obviously, I don't have the right mind for extortion, because this brave extortionist blew my mind.

Herbert Simpson, you are one bold visionary. The beauty of this plan is its simplicity. Make up a relationship between an NFL coach and two women that you work with. Extort. Watch the money roll in. Three steps of brilliance. Shockingly, the plan hit one tiny snag that ultimately doomed all of Herbert's efforts. His two co-workers, who he included in the plot without telling them, decided to spill the beans. Apparently he launched the scheme because of work related issues with the two women in question. Never has the word "Bitch," been more appropriately applied than it can be to these women. How easy would it have been to play along and let Herbert get a couple hundred grand out of the coach?

Actually, it is probably good that the story is fake. Can you imagine old Leatherface humping anything? He would probably have that angry look on his face the entire time. Jesus, I have to stop typing before I puke on my computer.