TOP 10 CONSOLATIONS FOR HEARTBROKEN BOSTON FANS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. The trivial difference in OPS from Manny Ramirez to Jason Bay could be entirely a park effect

9. The millions of dollars that the Sox are paying the Dodgers to take Manny away won't exactly bankrupt them

8. Every time the Sox let a big name go, it works out for them

7. They can play a reasonable defensive outfield that can actually hit a little now

6. Really not much chance of seeing the Dodgers in the World Series

5. You won't miss his defense, trade demands, and borderline insanity

4. He'll torture Joe Torre now, which you'll enjoy

3. If he hadn't been dealt, you would have had to endure how many more months of Manny Trade Watch

2. Anyone can be a playoff MVP, really

1. Sox Fan will highly enjoy Bay's skin color