TOP 10 SIGNS THE DOLPHINS DIDN'T WANT JAY FEELY

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Today in Miami, placekicker Jay Feely was cut after the most accurate season in Dolphins history. In his exit interview with the press, Feely alleged that Dolphins management never made him feel welcome after the changeover to Bill Parcells. What were the clues?

10. Team brought in other kickers, and had them set up in his locker and sleep with his wife

9. Special teams coach kept asking, "Are you still here?"

8. Parcells had photos made of last year's captains, with large red X marks on all personnel

7. Kept bringing up "what you did in Seattle"

6. Told to stop being such a Jesuit, and a biped

5. As a Michigan alumni, made to answer for the crimes of Lloyd Carr

4. Parcells told him, point-blank, that every time Chris Berman referred to him as "Touchy Feely" during their time together at ESPN, he burst a blood vessel

3. Unlike the other kickers and punters, had to bus tables and pay for lunch at training camp

2. Given the nicknames "AJ, "Norwood", and "Unemployment Compensation Claim"

1. Um, he's a freaking kicker... does anyone ever want those guys?