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10. Threatened to retire unless the Packers replaced coach Mike McCarthy with Roger Goddell
9. Made sure to stop by Brian Brohm and Matt Flynn's locker to make sure they know he was going to screw them, too
8. Keeps talking about how much better Brad Childress runs a meeting
7. Was wearing a wire for ESPN the entire time he was in camp
6. Refers to general manager Teddy Thompson and coach McCarthy by his new nicknames, "Judas" and "Pilate"
5. Barely could summon up the energy to throw a back-breaking pick
4. Kept taking calls from Jerry Angelo on his cell phone
3. Deeply offended by the fact that the Packer players seem less than enthused about talking about him 24/7/365
2. Was mortally offended by the fact that the Packers kept asking him if he really, truly, seriously wanted to play, or if this was just a plea for attention
1. The fact that the team is still named the Packers, rather than the Green Bay Favres
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
TOP 10 SIGNS THAT BRETT FAVRE WASN'T COMMITTED TO THE PACKERS
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7 comment(s):
Obviously you aren't from Green Bay or know the real truth, maybe someday you will. Some ppl will do and or say anything to be funny, unfortunately, you aren't!
You know the real truth? Well, speak up, sir or madam, as the case might be.
He's also got a line on who killed JFK, what caused the dinosaurs to go extinct and where Osama Bin Laden is hiding...
Also, Mr. Anonynmous, while you're at it try to make me understand why people *willingly* live in Green Bay in the first place...the locals do realize that its not like Siberia was during the days of the USSR and that you can leave, don't they?
I hate to compare Green Bay to Siberia...I think the weather is better in Siberia..
True, but the sausage and cheese in Green Bay are better than the the sausage and borscht in Siberia. Plus, Russian media have the ugly habit of pointing out that the Packers have lost their last two playoff games after Favre interceptions.
I've been to Green Bay. Nice people, fine suburb, proof that the NFL could put down 100 franchises across the country and have most of them work out. Shame about the women, and telling that there aren't crime waves during the games, since no one stays home... but there's just not that much worth stealing at the trailer park, y'know?
(I keed, Packer Fan, I keed. Your women look great, especially after the stomach stapling.)
Favre was insulted because the Packers wouldn't consider playing their home games in Possum Anus, Mississippi or wherever it is he lives...
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