WITHOUT CNN, WE WOULD NEVER KNOW WHEN MICHAEL PHELPS WAS BEING INSULTED

by T, The Angry T



Thank god for CNN. I have no clue what I would do with out your hard-hitting brand of in your face journalism. Thank you, from the bottom of my taint, for throwing these three idiots on the television to unilaterally defend Michael Phelps. Listen to that first douche gush over Phelps, "He is a 10 across the board." You sir are a 10 on the scale of one to irrelevant, and I would know, I am a nine.

Talk about fair and balanced. Couldn't they throw one chick who thought that Phelps looks like a mongoloid on the panel? Instead, the three little douches go back and forth talking about how great Phelps is and how big of a whore Amanda Beard is. I don't even like Amanda Beard and I come away from this interview feeling sorry for her. That is until I have to hear her pathetic back stepping about how she is truly sorry for her comments. Who gives a shit Amanda? You said you wouldn't make out with Michael Phelps. Does everyone have to fellate this guy to be considered an American citizen these days. I though this was American people. I hear immigrants no longer have to pass a naturalization test, they simply have to put one piece of the Phelps apparatus, (one of the balls or the wiener) in their mouth, and they are automatically granted a green card.

I had no idea Tiger Beat was now running CNN. If Tiger Beat is calling the shots over at CNN, I would love to see some more Joey Lawrence, or Jonathon Brandis shots. Too soon?