Britney sex tape: Not for sale, unless you're willing to buy it

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

Now that Britney Spears is relevant again (read: winning MTV awards), fauxhawked ex-boyfriends are coming out of the wood work. This time, they come bearing gifts - and these "gifts" are possible sex tapes. But if you think you can offer Adnan Ghalib money for this video...you're right. But only if you're serious.

He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. "Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further." [...]

"I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney."

Just so we're clear: Ghalib is not interested in selling out, unless there is a locked-in deal which he would likely have to be a part of. Who knew that there was reverse psychology involved in homemade porn? Now I have a headache.