Finally, a candidate that I can endorse

by GMoney, The Money Shot

So, I'm sifting through the mail today; finding bills and the equivalent of spam e-mail, until something piques my curiousity. I get a flyer from The Republican Party slamming Ohio State Representative, Ted Celeste. The problem was, they did a freaking terrible job of doing so. Allow me to explain the flyer's message:

*Ted Celeste is stripping our values down to nothing (I'm listening...).

*Ted Celeste voted AGAINST regulating the hours a sexually-oriented business can operate in out community (the problem being?).

*Celeste voted AGAINST prohibiting physical contact with nude or semi-nude strippers (again, the problem with his voting record here is what?).

I know nothing about the man or his policies, but I know for a fact that his opponent just sold me on him. Any man that wants looser strip club rules is a candidate for me (and probably for everyone reading this). So I ask you all to move to central Ohio and vote for more tits and the increased friction between a stripper's ass and your junk. A vote for some guy named Ted Celeste is a vote for freedom!

As a thank you for sitting through this, here's a still semi-hot Pamela Anderson giving Howard Stern a lap dance. Yes, those are her gigantic erect nipples. Boy, do I miss the days when those used to turn me on... (after the jump)