Sad: Scarlett Johansson is married

by DCScrap, on 205th magazine



Scarlett Johansson married Ryan Reynolds this weekend. It'll probably be a few months and we'll hear about how she is pregnant and we'll lose her hotness forever. I just don't see her bouncing back like Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera and Halle Berry have. ScarJo's got hips that spell disaster. Just wanted you all to know. Sad, sad day. Done in at the tender age of 23. Here's to the memories...