by Mr. E, Staff Writer
Folks, I think it is time we hand out black arm bands. Save your mourning over Yankee Stadium. In an event that trumps all events in terms of watershed depression, the University of Idaho cheerleading squad has been ordered to wear more clothes during football games.
It appears that Idaho football fans are represented by those same uptight, i'm-not-pretty-so-you-can't-be-either yenta types, and have decided to speak out against the almighty uniform. You know, the ones that despise anything that resembles attractiveness?
"A number of fans were concerned that the uniforms were inappropriate," said Bruce Pitman, dean of students. [...]Not long after their football team was mocked for having the letter "I" on the ass-end of their pants, it appears that the new cheerleader uniforms will comprise a halter top and skirt set that is considered to be "not revealing." Around these parts, we call that "Amish." "Absurd" also comes to mind.
The outfits that drew controversy, halter tops and short black skirts with white trim, were similar to what an NFL cheerleader might wear, Pitman said.
This Apocalypse started this past weekend when the girls reportedly wore volleyball shorts and football jerseys. You know, because over-sized, warn out mesh is just so flattering.
Idaho cheerleaders to replace skimpy outfits [AP]
Idaho Vandals Prefer Their Asses Logo Free [Deadspin]